What is that STANK? Oh, it's you, Brad

My sister, Katie, has the hots for Brad Pitt. Feel free to read about our ongoing debate over who was hotter in the movie Troy here.

I�ll admit that Brad Pitt is handsome, but attractive? Never. And he�s stinky. I�ve heard it from several sources. But now�proof!

I wonder if celebrities just think they�re so pretty they don�t need deoderant. I�m here to tell them�they do. And no natural crystal deoderant is gonna make that BO stank go away.

Go ahead�call me a hypersensitive American. I don�t care. I know what smells bad to me�and it�s Brad Pitt.