Confessions and Revelations
First, I won't be mad at you if you shop at Wal-Mart. I'd love it if you decide not to, but I know you're doing the best you can, and that's the important thing. You try, you do what you can, and then you just have to let it go. Don't beat yourself up over it.
Secondly, please don't hold it against me if I shop at some large corporations and not others. Just because I dislike Wal-Mart doesn't mean I am on a one-woman crusade to destroy corporate America. I'm just doing the best I can.
In other news--quoted directly from my Chiropractor's brochure:
"On top of being a Chiropractor, [Dr. Chiropractor] is also an accomplished model. He has been featured in national ads representing Audi, Disneyland, Babies R Us, Puma, New Balance, and Nike."
I just...don't know what to say.