Voodoo
Customer: �Yeah, do you have voodoo dolls here?�
Me: �Ah, actually, I don�t know. I know we have carried them in the past, you�ll need to go to the help desk located in the center of the store and they can take you to it if we have any voodoo dolls.� (I point to the help desk)
C: (giving the �are you retarded?� head tilt and facial expression) �Don�t you work here?�
Me: (giving the �my, you are quite a bitch!� smile) �Yes. For seven years. In fact, that�s what I�m doing right now. However, since we are such a large store, I don�t have a running inventory in my head of what we currently carry. As I said, the help desk can assist you further.�
Hm. I can�t imagine why this woman might need a voodoo doll. I kinda thought about looking for one shortly after our conversation ended.